From: Kristopher Buckner
Date: Mar 3, 2006 1:14 AM
Subject: ..i love u. :)

W0MENN IN YOUR L0CAL AREA
LO0KINNG FOR A G0OD F*CKIING

"The cooks and KP pushers are already spacebound. This is an emergency. All non-essential personnel are being sent out. Probably to die." He twanged a tusk coyly and washed them with his loathsome grin. "While I remain here in peaceful security to train your replacements." The delivery tube plunked at his elbow, and as he opened the message capsule and read its contents his smile slowly fell to pieces. "They're shipping me out too," he said hollowly.